Just don’t.

5 bucks please.

that Ryan “The Gos-Man” Gosling was in ‘The notebook’. Because most guys, like I at one time had as well, believe him to be some kind of douchey pretty boy actor in soap-opera type romantic films where half of the movie consists of his character staring out a window longingly.

He’s been in some good films as a fairly standout actor, such as Half Nelson, Lars and the real girl, Drive and Fracture. With particular emphasis on Drive.

Drive.

Fuck yeah that movie was cool.

A lot of the people who ‘know me’ obviously don’t know everything about me. So, I thought i’d take a moment to explain a few things in case one of these people read it.

- In my earlier years I was massively into sport. I played tennis, cricket, golf and some game dangerously similar to netball called “korfball?” (unsure on spelling).
But I was especially focused on cricket, and got close to getting into the state team for U/13’s. I got past a few rounds of selection, but ultimately fell a few short. They kept their eye on me and selected me in a few squads after that. Unfortunately for me though, I never grew to be as tall as I needed to be, being a bowler who could partially bat. I gave it up altogether a few years later.

You’re going to get up in the late morning/early afternoon, take a dump, then write your fucking balls off.